Vegan Vibe Seeker T-Shirts

"You had me at alternative milk."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Pina Coladas

Disco Owls

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

If this van's a rockin'...

Robert Johnson

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

Fruits and vegetables

Wotan

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

Cassandra Wilson

Happy Hour at Harry's

Carioca

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

"Whaat. You've never seen a woman in a thong before?"

"It's more of a conversation piece, really."

Bert's Ragtime Band.

'The flowers look good.'

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

An old man with bow legs

Darling, shall we unleash Christmas?

"There's 28 days in February. Valentine's Day is the 14th. That makes Valentine's Hump Day!"

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

The Politics of Envy

'Hey! Put me down. I'm not a cell phone.'

Hot Dog

'I have an eerie feeling this chap has cused me before.'