Veggie Vibe Seeker T-Shirts

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Fruits and vegetables

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Pina Coladas

Colonial Larrysburg.

"You had me at alternative milk."

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Disco Owls

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

If this van's a rockin'...

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

Robert Johnson

Gustave Charpentier

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

'Old blue-screen's back!'

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Wotan

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

Smashed harp...

'That vintage reminded Harlow of his worst year in the market.'

"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."

Cassandra Wilson

Happy Hour at Harry's

John Lennon

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'