Vegetarian Option Seeker T-Shirts

"A vegetarian option...? Certainly Madam, through the door on your left."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Vegetarian Birds

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

Macho Vegetarian

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

No Dogs Allowed

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

Free Range / Deranged

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

You are what you eat.

Cow charging at a woman feeding beef to Pirahnas

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

Rabbit being eaten.

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

'The flowers look good.'

"I'm in the mood for meat."

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

Meatless Burgers

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."