Aspiring Vegetarian Pillows

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

Vegetarian Birds

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

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"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

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'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'I recently became a veggie.'

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

Free Range / Deranged

'The flowers look good.'

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

"I heard you've become a vegetarian."

"Butcher!"

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

'I used to be a vegetarian. THat's why I wear this vegetable patch.'

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

Just Say No to Chicken Soup

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

"A vegetarian option...? Certainly Madam, through the door on your left."

'I was very clear when I ordered. I'm a vegetarian, no worm toppings!'

"Heirloom or not, I've got to unhang it because my wife became a vegetarian."

'Yes, nine injured - but it could've been so much worse.'

New State Fair Healthy Foods Options

"Sometimes I think it would be nice to be a vegetarian."

A saved Christmas turkey

"Gracie, I think you're too young to be a vegetarian..."

"I suppose if I'm really honest with myself I'm not totally fine with being slaughtered."

The Birth Of A Vegetarian