Transitioning To Vegetarian Pillows

The Birth Of A Vegetarian

Vegetarian Birds

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'I recently became a veggie.'

The Last Dinner

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

Free Range / Deranged

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

"I heard you've become a vegetarian."

"Butcher!"

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

'I used to be a vegetarian. THat's why I wear this vegetable patch.'

New State Fair Healthy Foods Options

'Yes, nine injured - but it could've been so much worse.'

Just Say No to Chicken Soup

Burger Bistro: Ethics of Eating Meat

'I was very clear when I ordered. I'm a vegetarian, no worm toppings!'