Transitioning To Vegetarian Pillows

The Birth Of A Vegetarian

Vegetarian Birds

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

The Last Dinner

'I recently became a veggie.'

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

Free Range / Deranged

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

"Butcher!"

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

"I heard you've become a vegetarian."

'I used to be a vegetarian. THat's why I wear this vegetable patch.'

"Heirloom or not, I've got to unhang it because my wife became a vegetarian."

New State Fair Healthy Foods Options

Burger Bistro: Ethics of Eating Meat

'Yes, nine injured - but it could've been so much worse.'

Just Say No to Chicken Soup

'I was very clear when I ordered. I'm a vegetarian, no worm toppings!'