Vegetarian-in-progress Pillows

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Vegetarian Birds

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'Son, it's time we told you. There are some people in this world who don't LIKE brussels sprouts...'

Free Range / Deranged

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

"....My wife and I are strict humanitarians."

Rabbit being eaten.

"If it's of any comfort, the irony of you being a vegetarian is not lost on us."

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

Meatless Burgers

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

"Butcher!"

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

Protesting Asparagus

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.