Vegetarian Transition Pillows

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Vegetarian Birds

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

The mission: Impossible burger.

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'I recently became a veggie.'

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

Free Range / Deranged

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

Meatless Burgers

"....My wife and I are strict humanitarians."

Rabbit being eaten.

"I'm in the mood for meat."

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

"Butcher!"

Protesting Asparagus

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

'I'm going for the vegetarian.'

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'