Vegetarian Transition Gifts

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Vegetarian Birds

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'I recently became a veggie.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

Free Range / Deranged

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

Meatless Burgers

"....My wife and I are strict humanitarians."

Rabbit being eaten.

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

"I'm in the mood for meat."

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

"Butcher!"

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

Protesting Asparagus

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

'I'm going for the vegetarian.'