Becoming Vegetarian Gifts

'I recently became a veggie.'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Vegetarian Birds

See you at the farmers market!

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Before/After

Queen of Quinoa

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Give quiche a chance!

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Planting veggies

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'