Becoming Vegetarian Gifts

'I recently became a veggie.'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Before/After

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Queen of Quinoa

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

See you at the farmers market!

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Vegetarian Birds

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Give quiche a chance!

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"