Future Vegetarian Gifts

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

Kid cries when he sees a butcher's shop.

Vegetarian Birds

Queen of Quinoa

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Give quiche a chance!

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

Your life is in great danger...

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

'I recently became a veggie.'

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

Free Range / Deranged

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

"Butcher!"

'I used to be a vegetarian. THat's why I wear this vegetable patch.'

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

"Sometimes I think it would be nice to be a vegetarian."

"Heirloom or not, I've got to unhang it because my wife became a vegetarian."

New State Fair Healthy Foods Options

'Yes, nine injured - but it could've been so much worse.'

Just Say No to Chicken Soup

'I was very clear when I ordered. I'm a vegetarian, no worm toppings!'

'And they said we couldn't create meat in a test tube.'

"I suppose if I'm really honest with myself I'm not totally fine with being slaughtered."