Mini Campaigner Gifts

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Palin 2012

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

Tony Blair

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Scott Walker keeps his job.

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

No toxic waste in my backyard!

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

You're suffering from pre-election fever brought on by competing promises.

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"