Mini Activist Gifts

No toxic waste in my backyard!

"First it was no football, now it's no money. I don't think they know what they're doing."

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

My mom told me never accept gifts from strange men --- I guess I can forget about a career in politics.

"And they wonder where feminists come from!"

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

"I worked an hour cleaning my room and I only get $1.00 allowance? Haven't you heard of the minimum wage?"

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Aaww...it's so cute when the kids play doctors and nurses."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Government a la Carte

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Arizona In Black

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Very fine people on both sides."

Roe v. Wade

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

Advances in Third World Healthcare

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Moulting"

US election postal vote controversy

One!

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

World Economic Forum

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."