Mini Politicians Gifts

"I'll tell you what this election is about. It's about homework and pitiful allowances, and having to clean your room. It's also about candy, and ice cream, and staying up late."

"I thought I told you two to play 'presidential candidates' outside."

Kindergarten for Future Politicians. . .

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

I rule by fear.

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

"Again? I read you your Miranda rights last night."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

'If you get educational toys, do you still have to go to school?'

"I want you both to know that I'm unhappy about the way things are run around here, and there are going to be some changes made..."

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

No toxic waste in my backyard!

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

"If he can run for mayor, I bet I can be mayor some day too!"

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

"Plea bargaining with my mom is more like please bargaining."

Mastering political faces.

My mom told me never accept gifts from strange men --- I guess I can forget about a career in politics.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'My first one is obvious making it illegal to ever question me...In that case, it'll be the right for everyone to never question me! Good catch, daddy. Thanks...'

"We’re not ‘imposing sanctions,’ Ben – we asked you to clean your room."