Mini Politicos Gifts

Mastering political faces.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Four children playing the flute.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

No toxic waste in my backyard!

"If he can run for mayor, I bet I can be mayor some day too!"

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

'There was a lot of excitement at school today — the Student Council voted itself a pay raise.'

'Now he'll learn to spealie Bill Gates.'

"We find that we have to put this on all public consultation websites ..."

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

"We’re not ‘imposing sanctions,’ Ben – we asked you to clean your room."

'What do you mean, Poll Tax?'

'My first one is obvious making it illegal to ever question me...In that case, it'll be the right for everyone to never question me! Good catch, daddy. Thanks...'

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to vote for a guaranteed minimum allowance."

Baby playing a piano in it's pram