Mini Advocate Pillows

"I'm bringing litigation against everyone who is responsible for my overly demanding socialization."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

"Again? I read you your Miranda rights last night."

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

Domestic Pardners

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

Inclusive family code in Cuba

Love

"And this is my life support system."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."