Animal Rescue Champion Gifts

Start talking. Who was that guy, and why was he trying to kill you?

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Foster failure

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Earth Day Summit.

Vigilante Dog

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

"I hope you've had your shots!"

A smiling badger

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

Car Rides - Cats

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'Found her. Keeping her.'

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

Why dogs hate CPR.

"I've got a pulse!"

'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'

Skiing rescue dog.

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

Will mouse for cat nip!

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.