Pet Hero Stories Gifts

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

'That was fun!'

Bathing the dog

Cat in Tree.

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Litter.

Why dogs hate CPR.

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

"Well, it's a good thing cats game nine lives."/"Yeah, and each one seems to cost me a fortune."

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

'The two most depressing comments one can hear...'

'I smell anal glands!'

'As a guideline, if you charge half as much per hour as your attorney charges you, you'll earn the same gross income, if you work twice as many hours.'

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."

"I'm always afraid I'll come to just as I'm being flushed down the toilet."

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

"That's right, I was on death row at the pound, but they came and adopted me! I am forever grateful..."

'What am I blind, Bob?'

"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."

'Look at them both arguing about the race: Adults are so competitive...'

'Me and the boys have signed a petition for 'this little piggy' to play poker with us on Friday nights.'

Noah's Ark: Economy/First Class