Pet Hero Stories Gifts

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

'That was fun!'

Bathing the dog

Cat in Tree.

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Litter.

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Why dogs hate CPR.

"Whoever said you can drive a horse to water, but you can't make him drink? (hiccup)

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

"Well, it's a good thing cats game nine lives."/"Yeah, and each one seems to cost me a fortune."

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

'The two most depressing comments one can hear...'

If the mouse hole's a-rockin', don

'As a guideline, if you charge half as much per hour as your attorney charges you, you'll earn the same gross income, if you work twice as many hours.'

'I smell anal glands!'

"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."

"I'm always afraid I'll come to just as I'm being flushed down the toilet."

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

"That's right, I was on death row at the pound, but they came and adopted me! I am forever grateful..."

'What am I blind, Bob?'

"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."

'Look at them both arguing about the race: Adults are so competitive...'

'Me and the boys have signed a petition for 'this little piggy' to play poker with us on Friday nights.'