Humorous Pet Stories Appreciators Gifts

"I love gardening."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"Are those my slippers?!"

Cat Gets Hole in One.

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

Dog Jogger

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"You remind me of someone."

"Man's best friend with benefits"

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

'You can't go outside.'

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

"I'm always afraid I'll come to just as I'm being flushed down the toilet."

'What am I blind, Bob?'

"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

"I'm sure he does bring you your slippers and your morning paper, but that still doesn't make him a service dog."

'Darn, the cat is in the house, you can't go out to play: Go back to playing on your tablet...'

"It's interesting how differently the dog and cat play."

"Me, after years of begging, I was finally allowed into the house yesterday. You know what, it was kind of a letdown..."

'Hold it, make that pizza with half hamburger and half kibble!'

To maximize energy efficiency, Elwood's owners install a doggie window instead of a doggie door.

Pet love.

'Will you look at this, Ben tied up his first fly!'

'They're really not cat people...we need a regime change.'

"It's not the stick. It's the chase."