Funny Pet Anecdotes Gifts

"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Cat Gets Hole in One.

Man wearing a dog cone

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

'Ferguson's not at his desk -- He must be sleepwalking again!'

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Dog rescues cat from tree.

"I'm always afraid I'll come to just as I'm being flushed down the toilet."

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

The poop scooper maid.

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."

'I'm not sure that mentioning your diploma in 'Monkey Business' really helps your resume...'

"It's interesting how differently the dog and cat play."

All I'm saying is, the next time you go for a perp walk, I'd like to be included.

"I may be getting older, but my mind is still as sharp as a...umm...one of those little pointy things!"

Blinking contest between dog and cat.

'Hurry up. We don't have all day!'

Behavior Problems in Dogs

Dog and turtle

'We thought we'd get a 'character' dog!'

"I love gardening."