Humorous Pet Stories Appreciators Pillows

"I love gardening."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

No, I don

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"Are those my slippers?!"

Cat Gets Hole in One.

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

Dog Jogger

"You remind me of someone."

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

"Man's best friend with benefits"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'You can't go outside.'

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

"I'm always afraid I'll come to just as I'm being flushed down the toilet."

'What am I blind, Bob?'

"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

"I'm sure he does bring you your slippers and your morning paper, but that still doesn't make him a service dog."

'Darn, the cat is in the house, you can't go out to play: Go back to playing on your tablet...'

"Me, after years of begging, I was finally allowed into the house yesterday. You know what, it was kind of a letdown..."

"It's interesting how differently the dog and cat play."

'They're really not cat people...we need a regime change.'

'Will you look at this, Ben tied up his first fly!'

I'm really sorry about your dust mop - I thought it was a cat!

'I know a cute little out-of-the-way bathroom where the toilet water is to die for!'

"It's not the stick. It's the chase."