Hilarious Pet Stories Pillows

"I'm always afraid I'll come to just as I'm being flushed down the toilet."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Cat Gets Hole in One.

Man wearing a dog cone

Doggie Bowl Drill

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

Dog rescues cat from tree.

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

'What am I blind, Bob?'

"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

The poop scooper maid.

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

All I'm saying is, the next time you go for a perp walk, I'd like to be included.

"It's interesting how differently the dog and cat play."

Blinking contest between dog and cat.

Dog and turtle

Behavior Problems in Dogs

"Fair warning - if that's not full fat, straight fro the cow it's going to get very unpleasant around here."

'Nein, Herr Professor, it is not a revival of Nazism....

'We thought we'd get a 'character' dog!'

"I love gardening."