Funny Pet Stories Pillows

Behavior Problems in Dogs

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Man wearing a dog cone

"Whoever said you can drive a horse to water, but you can't make him drink? (hiccup)

Doggie Bowl Drill

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

If the mouse hole's a-rockin', don

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Dog rescues cat from tree.

"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."

"I'm always afraid I'll come to just as I'm being flushed down the toilet."

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....

'What am I blind, Bob?'

"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."

The poop scooper maid.

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

Alpha dog

"It's interesting how differently the dog and cat play."

All I'm saying is, the next time you go for a perp walk, I'd like to be included.

Doe-to-doe salesman,

'I won! I won!'

'Me and the boys have signed a petition for 'this little piggy' to play poker with us on Friday nights.'

Noah's Ark: Economy/First Class