Funny Pet Stories Mugs

Behavior Problems in Dogs

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Man wearing a dog cone

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

Doggie Bowl Drill

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Dog rescues cat from tree.

"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."

"I'm always afraid I'll come to just as I'm being flushed down the toilet."

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....

'What am I blind, Bob?'

"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."

The poop scooper maid.

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

Noah's Ark: Economy/First Class

Doe-to-doe salesman,

"It's interesting how differently the dog and cat play."

'Me and the boys have signed a petition for 'this little piggy' to play poker with us on Friday nights.'

'Fifty years ago he beat the Hare in that race, and we never hear the end of it!'

'I won! I won!'

'Look at them both arguing about the race: Adults are so competitive...'