Funny Dog Tales Mugs

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

The Fourth Little Pig

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Dog wearing a cone

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Dog phrenology

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"So the vet says, 'If this is my thermometer, then where's my pen?' . . . Get it!? . . . IS this thing on!?"

"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."

"I'm always afraid I'll come to just as I'm being flushed down the toilet."

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."

A man walks past a storefront for the "American Kennel Club" that has a sign in its windows that reads: "Some dogs allowed".

Doe-to-doe salesman,

Noah's Ark: Economy/First Class

'I won! I won!'

'Look at them both arguing about the race: Adults are so competitive...'