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"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

Cluster Catastrophe

'Holy shit!'

Clown Airbags.

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

The end is nigh.

Two hunters and a near miss

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

Children and cat crashing on cart

'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'

"Hygge for the end of the world"

'Let's sit in front of the fire.'

The End Was Near.

Man shot in the legs

Golf Cart Punctures

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

'I'll never look at a cheese omelette ever again!'