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Chaos at the vet's office.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Comedy and tragedy masks

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

No, I don

"Meow"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"That's the preacher's dog."

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"We should get out to the country more often."

Fifty Shades of Gray

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

There are no rats with collars...

Flea Philosophy.

"Okay, who's purring?"

Hyenas as Pets

Dogs and Chickens

A child and his dog

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

It's for you.