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"That's the preacher's dog."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

Licensed Therapist

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Now I really hate poetry."

Canine Companion

"He was a very good boy."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Love a Mutt

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Happy.

Pet a Puppy

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

No Soliciting

"A little help, please."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'