Doggie Disaster Admirer Mugs

Chaos at the vet's office.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Comedy and tragedy masks

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"That's the preacher's dog."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"Meow"

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Fifty Shades of Gray

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"We should get out to the country more often."

There are no rats with collars...

Flea Philosophy.

Dogs and Chickens

A child and his dog

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Hyenas as Pets

"Okay, who's purring?"

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"I love it!"

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'