Catastrophe Contemplators Gifts

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Fight or Flight

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Experts through the ages.

Coronavirus Debate

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Venice Floods

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

California fires and Coronavirus

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

I Pagliacci

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

'It looks like our time is up.'

Bravo!

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

Cluster Catastrophe

Israeli soldier

"Can you stop, now, Lord...for a while?"

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

The end is nigh.

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'

"Hygge for the end of the world"

"Sorry I'm late - I got caught in another avalanche."