Catastrophe Contemplators Prints

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Fight or Flight

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Experts through the ages.

Coronavirus Debate

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

California fires and Coronavirus

Venice Floods

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

I Pagliacci

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

'It looks like our time is up.'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Bravo!

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

Cluster Catastrophe

Israeli soldier

"Can you stop, now, Lord...for a while?"

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

The end is nigh.

Of all the days to sleep in!

'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'

How's the wedding planning going? Oh no. Invitations late, caterer not booked, flowers all wrong, dressdoesn'tfitatall. Bride down! Hate the cake.