Catastrophe Analyst Gifts

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"Oh no, another global catastrophe!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

65 Million Years Ago

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Greek Crisis

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Venice Floods

Greek Crisis

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

Euro leaves a crack in the Union

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

The Usual Suspects

Cluster Catastrophe

"It may be a figment of my imagination, Herb, but I thought I just felt another shock wave go through the business community."

"Can you stop, now, Lord...for a while?"

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

'I can't understand it. I was driving one way on a one way street.'

Tonight's Weather Report Contains Some Alarming Material. Viewer Discretion Advised.

"Begging or stealing are better options than borrowing right now."