Catastrophe Analyst Gifts

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

65 Million Years Ago

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Greek Crisis

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Greek Crisis

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Venice Floods

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

Euro leaves a crack in the Union

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

The Usual Suspects

Cluster Catastrophe

"It may be a figment of my imagination, Herb, but I thought I just felt another shock wave go through the business community."

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

'I can't understand it. I was driving one way on a one way street.'

"Can you stop, now, Lord...for a while?"

Tonight's Weather Report Contains Some Alarming Material. Viewer Discretion Advised.

"Begging or stealing are better options than borrowing right now."

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

The Icelandic Economic Crisis.