Catastrophe Critic Pillows

Cluster Catastrophe

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

65 Million Years Ago

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Invade/Fail/Deny

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Militant Pacifists

IOC and human rights.

Emergency Firebreaker

Venice Floods

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

"As most MPs are lawyers that should give you a clue as to the mess we are in!"

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

"Can you stop, now, Lord...for a while?"

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

The end is nigh.

"Hygge for the end of the world"

Speculative hoarders in times of scarcity.

'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'

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