Catastrophe Connoisseur Mugs

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

Chiller Theatre

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Time to buy.'

Spontaneous Kombucha

Meowlzebub

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

allovertheplace.com

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"I dropped my goblet!"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

Man in bookstore is looking at a large section of books devoted to stock market crash predictions.

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

Euro crisis: abandon ship.

Goldfish bowl leaking into the TV screen.

The appointed time

Reporter on Aleppo

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

Cluster Catastrophe

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

Big Brother.

"You're so organized!"