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And you thought exhaust problems were bad today.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

25¢ Ride the Pony

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

S**t Creek Halt

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

The Hybrid

Skier.

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

Tom Pinch Starts Homeward with the New Pupil

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

How do fish get to work?

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

Hackney-Coach Stands

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

2020 Panic Room

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

"How do you connect it to the wi-fi?"

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

Back in 5 Minutes.

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

'Without government help we can forget about the extra large directors' chairs.'

Stretch-Camel.

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind