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It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Bob's going to be sorely missed by us all father. He was well respected in the caravanning community."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

Ecstatic caravan

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

The Hybrid

"Brendan’s gap year morphed into a Grand Canyon decade."

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

a good caravan holiday is not just about who can show the best gadget

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

Arctic Caravan Breaks

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

"And I got a grade deal on mu trade-in!"

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

2020 Panic Room

"I just invented the power lunch."

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

"I hate crowded parks!"

Portable Homes

'He's playing cards with the wild animals. Just how long have you guys been out here camping?'

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

"Hey, look...Reverend Brown is here too!"

Caravan holiday

"Your car is always in the shop because it has a problem with its auto immune system."

'You've slept with your new car every night for a week. When's the newness wear off!'

The Hazards of Caravan Holidays

'Amazing how much stuff modern campers bring with them.'

The Ford Taurus.

Football anagrams: Honest John's (Answer: Seth Johnson.)