Child Carrying Connoisseur T-Shirts

Kangaroo looks at man with child carrier and thinks 'Amateur'.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Imagine

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"I suffered a stroke."

Who's a cutey?

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

C Day Lewis.

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

The Hybrid

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Before you return Principal Harris's phone call, I would like to remind you that having a 'living' dependant is an excellent tax deduction.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

"I couldn't find a sitter."

Blue wine

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

2020 Panic Room

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"I'm working on a watercolor."

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."