Luggage Connoisseur Mugs

Arrivals Lounge

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'This closet needs digitized.'

"You overpacked again."

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

Baggage Claim

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

All gates.

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.

Kangaroo looks at man with child carrier and thinks 'Amateur'.

Suitcase Trailer

Breaking up with a flight attendant

Nate was a bus driver's nightmare for tours that stayed in a different hotel every night.

"Did you guys find space for all those extra bags?"