Love Logistician Gifts

"I had half a date last weekend."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Trade Show Sherpas

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fragile stamper.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

Supply Chain

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Folding Container.

Planes drop vaccines over a city

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Drone Baby Delivery

Undersized Load

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck

JIT -Jittery Inventory Turnover

'And we offer a discount for bulk purchases' - salesman selling babygrows to the old woman who lived in a shoe.

"Now it's really not a good time to be asking for annual leave!"

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.