Love Logistician Gifts

"I had half a date last weekend."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Trade Show Sherpas

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fragile stamper.

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

Supply Chain

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

Folding Container.

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Planes drop vaccines over a city

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

Drone Baby Delivery

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

Undersized Load

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

"I'm not going to lie. This looks pretty serious."

"Now it's really not a good time to be asking for annual leave!"

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

'And we offer a discount for bulk purchases' - salesman selling babygrows to the old woman who lived in a shoe.

Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck

JIT -Jittery Inventory Turnover