Lorry Drivers T-Shirts

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'They'll never be able to replace drivers with technology. Hey, what are those drones doing?'

Transport Cafe

'Don't ask for directions'

'Who ordered the Christmas special?'

how's my flying..?

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Are we broke yet?'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

How Amazon was invented

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Sister Cities

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

YONDER...next 347 miles.