Traffic Safety Officers Gifts

Seat belts - the giving of life,

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Dog Crossing

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

No jay walking.

Better times ahead.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Careful."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Street signs you don't want to see.

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Safety Barriers

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'