Road Safety Officers Gifts

Crash-text Dummies: Two Crash-test Dummies texting about to crash into the Crash Test barrier.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Touring Cyclist

Dog Crossing

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Better times ahead.

No jay walking.

"Careful."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Street signs you don't want to see.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

'Your Grounded!'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Safety Barriers