Road Safety Engineer Gifts

Traffic Control.

"Around here, we call it 'Roadkill Highway'. . ."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Touring Cyclist

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Better times ahead.

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

'Your Grounded!'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Steep learning curve ahead.

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

Bedroom Traffic Control

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

One Way - Yield

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

Attention: Speed Troughs

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

A Deer Traffic Warden.