Vehicle Safety Engineers Gifts

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Nice park. . .

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"Yeah, work is tough, but nothing compared to coming home and stepping on one of the kids' legos."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"Seat belts unfastened? Excellent."

A 'failed' brake check!

Things you should know about...

Male Crash-test Dummy: 'So...would you like to go for a crash in my car?'

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

Crash Test Dummy Jokes that Get Old Fast. Oh, no! Somebody cut the brakes! Every single time.

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'

"At the first opportunity, make a U-turn."

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Wall.

"Around here, we call it 'Roadkill Highway'. . ."

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

'You call yourself a steering committee?!'