Car Safety Engineer Gifts

Looking for a gift for your car safety engineer? Find clever, witty, and practical products that honor their commitment to road safety and engineering mastery. Perfect for birthdays, promotions, or just because! Show your appreciation for their meticulous work with gifts that combine humor and heartfelt admiration, all designed to keep their passion front and center.

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Crash test dummy - "You f**king idiot! Why didn't you crash into me back there?!"

Crash test dummy - "You f**king idiot! Why didn't you crash into me back there?!" mockup

Crash test dummy - "You f**king idiot! Why didn't you crash into me back there?!"

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"Ma'am, it's your husband. There's been an auto accident."

"Ma'am, it's your husband. There's been an auto accident." mockup

"Ma'am, it's your husband. There's been an auto accident."

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'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.' mockup

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

from $19.00

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO. mockup

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

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"You're going on a very short journey." mockup

"You're going on a very short journey."

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"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?" mockup

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

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"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"And you're certain these are accidents?" mockup

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

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"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!" mockup

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

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"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault." mockup

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

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'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?' mockup

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

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Nice park. . .

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"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?" mockup

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

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Mash-Test Dummies.

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'... and make it look like an accident.'

'... and make it look like an accident.' mockup

'... and make it look like an accident.'

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"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion." mockup

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

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"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the mockup

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the

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'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.' mockup

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

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"It helps prevent side collisions." mockup

"It helps prevent side collisions."

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'Frankly the only Cheap way of getting rid of the knocking from the engine is to turn up the volume on the radio.'

'Frankly the only Cheap way of getting rid of the knocking from the engine is to turn up the volume on the radio.' mockup

'Frankly the only Cheap way of getting rid of the knocking from the engine is to turn up the volume on the radio.'

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"Yeah, work is tough, but nothing compared to coming home and stepping on one of the kids' legos."

"Yeah, work is tough, but nothing compared to coming home and stepping on one of the kids' legos." mockup

"Yeah, work is tough, but nothing compared to coming home and stepping on one of the kids' legos."

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Big bumpers.

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"Seat belts unfastened? Excellent." mockup

"Seat belts unfastened? Excellent."

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Male Crash-test Dummy: 'So...would you like to go for a crash in my car?'

Male Crash-test Dummy: 'So...would you like to go for a crash in my car?' mockup

Male Crash-test Dummy: 'So...would you like to go for a crash in my car?'

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'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.' mockup

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

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'It's a hybrid.'

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Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine mockup

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

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'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!' mockup

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

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'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'

'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!' mockup

'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'

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He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly. mockup

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

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Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!" mockup

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

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"Around here, we call it 'Roadkill Highway'. . ."

"Around here, we call it 'Roadkill Highway'. . ." mockup

"Around here, we call it 'Roadkill Highway'. . ."

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"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job." mockup

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

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'It doesn't work...'

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"I couldn't work out how to use my car seat-belt. . . and then it suddenly clicked!"

"I couldn't work out how to use my car seat-belt. . . and then it suddenly clicked!" mockup

"I couldn't work out how to use my car seat-belt. . . and then it suddenly clicked!"

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Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance. mockup

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

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Car Safety Engineer Gifts Collection

Car Safety Engineer Mugs

Discover more mugs designed for car safety engineers—perfect for their morning coffee or as a fun desk accessory.

Car Safety Engineer Pillows

Find cozy pillows that celebrate your safety engineer's profession, adding comfort and character to their favorite space.

Car Safety Engineer Prints

Browse our prints to give their workspace a personalized, professional touch that honors their dedication to road safety.

Car Safety Engineer T-Shirts

Explore our collection of t-shirts for car safety engineers, blending wit and professionalism for everyday wear.