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Crash-text Dummies: Two Crash-test Dummies texting about to crash into the Crash Test barrier.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Touring Cyclist

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Dog Crossing

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Better times ahead.

No jay walking.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Street signs you don't want to see.

"Careful."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

One way only.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Safety Barriers

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."