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Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Please Drove Carefully.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Dog Crossing

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Better times ahead.

No jay walking.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Street signs you don't want to see.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"Careful."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

One way only.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Safety Barriers

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Steep learning curve ahead.

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Computer Controlled Car