Transportation Safety Officer Pillows

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Dog Crossing

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

No jay walking.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Better times ahead.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"Careful."

Street signs you don't want to see.

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

One way only.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Safety Barriers

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Steep learning curve ahead.

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Computer Controlled Car