Road Safety Officer T-Shirts

Steep learning curve ahead.

'Caution! This vehicle makes frequent unexpected stops.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

A deer crossing sign running away from a hunter sign

A more effective warning sign."

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'g2g am abt 2 cras in@ a trk'

Motorist sees three road signs: Bump, bump, badump.

'Go ahead. If you make it across, they'll be telling your story for years.'

Better times ahead.

Buckle up. Or at least wear a helmet.

'Crossing the road is quite easy actually: Just wait until peak hour when the traffic is hardly moving...'

Load explodes on impact.

Watch for falling meteors.

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

Bedroom Traffic Control

Elks on a motorcycle at an Elk Crossing sign.

Them Brakes.

Digital Signalling System

One way bridge.

Speed Limit

Caution - Sign partly concealed by bush

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

Accidents waiting to happen.

Eye crossing.

The Go Between.

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

'I'll never look at a cheese omelette ever again!'

'You would fail Mr Burns! What have you forgotten. I will give you three guesses.'

Confusing Traffic Sign.

Road signs have destinations listed as barcodes.

"Pedestrian crossing."

"Meat is murder!"

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Road Closed Due To Skid Risk