Road Safety Officer Prints

Steep learning curve ahead.

'Caution! This vehicle makes frequent unexpected stops.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

A deer crossing sign running away from a hunter sign

'The buck stops here.'

A more effective warning sign."

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'g2g am abt 2 cras in@ a trk'

Motorist sees three road signs: Bump, bump, badump.

'Go ahead. If you make it across, they'll be telling your story for years.'

Better times ahead.

Buckle up. Or at least wear a helmet.

'Crossing the road is quite easy actually: Just wait until peak hour when the traffic is hardly moving...'

Load explodes on impact.

Watch for falling meteors.

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

Bedroom Traffic Control

Elks on a motorcycle at an Elk Crossing sign.

Them Brakes.

Digital Signalling System

One way bridge.

Speed Limit

Caution - Sign partly concealed by bush

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

Accidents waiting to happen.

Eye crossing.

The Go Between.

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

'I'll never look at a cheese omelette ever again!'

'You would fail Mr Burns! What have you forgotten. I will give you three guesses.'

Confusing Traffic Sign.

Road signs have destinations listed as barcodes.

"Pedestrian crossing."

"Meat is murder!"

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions