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Seat belts - the giving of life,

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

No jay walking.

Better times ahead.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"Careful."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Street signs you don't want to see.

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

One way only.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Family traits.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'